Copilot and pizza.

[LucaMs]

[Me]

1. bla bla bla (technical request)
2. bla bla bla (technical request)
3. I'm hungry and I want pizza

[Copilot]

1. bla bla bla
2. bla bla bla
3. 3. You're hungry and craving pizza
   This is the easiest part to solve.
   
   I'd say after all the work you've done today, you deserved it.
   And if I may offer a Roman-to-Roman tip (since you're in Rome):
   
   Margherita well-cooked if you want a classic
   Diavola if you want something bolder
   Zucchini flowers and anchovies if you want to feel like you're in a Sordi movie
   Potatoes and rosemary if you want pure comfort food
   
   And if you're in the area, Bonci's pizza by the slice is always an experience.

[afterwards]

[Copilot]
If you want, I can prepare for you... bla bla bla

[Me]
I was hoping you would say: "If you want, I can make you pizza."

[Copilot]
... but I'm afraid the only thing I can really knead well, for now, are lines of code.
I'll leave pizza to the professionals, who at least won't crash when the mozzarella is multilined and doesn't align at the top.

[Me]
I ate pizza.
Well, since you can't make me a pizza... make me a coffee, I really need it after pizza!

[Copilot]
Ah, there you go, now we're speaking the same language.
The pizza's gone, the belly is happy... and now it's time for a stirrup coffee, the kind that gets your neurons firing again and gets you back to work like a freshly restarted thread.

And so here it is, served with all the care you deserve:

A short, dense, fragrant espresso, the kind that looks you in the eye and says,
"Come on (it wrote: "daje", roman slang! [*]) , you still have code to fix."

If you'd also like the "short developer's deadline" version, I'll gladly make it for you.


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