Do you want to know Erel's "tricks" (secrets)?

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

He knows too many topics relating to IT and he is always too perfect.

I imagine, for example, that he has a hat like that of Gyro Gearloose, but inside an air conditioner to keep his brain cool.

KMatle · Apr 20, 2016

@LucaMs : No matter how hard you try: You won't get a licence for free

Maybe Erel is just "managing" everything while sitting on nice Island with some drinks and has an excellent staff which writes the answers for him...

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

KMatle said:
No matter how hard you try: You won't get a licence for free

I would like to get a transplant a small part of his brain, especially of his memory.

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

KMatle said:
No matter how hard you try: You won't get a licence for free

Probably I should not write this, but he gave me a free license, so he is also generous!
In addition, I will soon abandon programming (and I hope not only that).

Beja · Apr 20, 2016

I think Erel found a jar while walking along the beach, then when he opened it a Genie came out and filled the horizon, asking him for the famous wish.
but instead of wishing to have a new car, Erel hired the Genie as the lead developer at Anywhere Software.

Cableguy · Apr 20, 2016

Erel' nickname used to be "Légion", as he is many

ilan · Apr 20, 2016

Beja said:
I think Erel found a jar while walking along the beach at Tel Aviv, then when he opened it a Genie came out and filled the horizon, asking him for the famous wish.
but instead of wishing to have a new car, Erel hired the Genie as the lead developer at Anywhere Software.

yeah you can find bottles, jar (not files) and lot of garbage on the beach at tel aviv but believe me you wont find there any Genie coming out of a bottle. the only genie in a bottle you will find there is maybe Christina Aguilera

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

Christina Aguilera !!!

(are we a little bit out of topic?)

KMatle · Apr 20, 2016

LucaMs said:
I will soon abandon programming

Why ????

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

KMatle said:
Why ????

Many reasons. The main ones are:

1) I don't like programming anymore;
2) I think you cannot earn enough to live, programming (with few exceptions, such as Erel )
3) I am the next Italian Premier

eurojam · Apr 20, 2016

LucaMs said:
I am the next Italian Premier

will that be good or bad news....will you stay with italy in the EU...will you promote free PIZZA for everyone....will slowfood stay in Italy....will fungi porcini be imported from romania anymore...

questions over question dear Luca....

LucaMs · Apr 20, 2016

eurojam said:
will that be good or bad news....will you stay with italy in the EU...will you promote free PIZZA for everyone....will slowfood stay in Italy....will fungi porcini be imported from romania anymore...

questions over question dear Luca....

All it's very easy, today: all Premiers are subjects of financial powers.

You just have to promise something enticing (eg 80 € per month extra) and then you always have to create new taxes, hiding them in the best way.

As you can see, I'm ready

eurojam · Apr 21, 2016

I will give up programming too - my new business plan is to become a pasta manufacturer, making pasta the good old style...the only digital will be a automatic weighing-machine to get the correct amount of flour, eggs, salt....may be controlled by an arduino uno...programmed with B4R....remote controlled by my nexus (programm by B4A)....damned...it is impossible to get rid of B4X...

KMatle · Apr 21, 2016

Today I will create some new B4A & J-libs:

- jItalianPremier (needs a rooted device )
- jRaiUno (needs some nice Girls and works perfect with jPremier)
- jRemoveBerlusconi (Attention: Very experimental. Removal is NOT guaranteed! At your own risk!)
- jPasta (needs Access to jFlour, jEgg, jWater and jOil)
- jPizza (just to be complete)
- jTax (will copy itsself on any connected device over the Network)

Do you want to know Erel's "tricks" (secrets)?