*** Just Received Urgent Message! ***

I want to make sure that everybody received their copy of a critically important email I just received. I dropped everything I was going to do today, just so I can read it at least once in order to make sure I understand. I strongly suggest you do the same.

The message was from Microsoft (might be my Daddy). The subject reads "UPDATE TO OUR TERMS OF USE"

Oh dog bones! The body title reads "Your Services Agreement Made Clearer".

Whatever bot-human in Seattle that gets to write this stuff, must be just like me right up to the point they might get fired.

You can click on What's new? to read the summary (which I don't find any important lines)
Wait, they published the updates on 15 June 2022 but the email only reach us 2 days ago? M$ really has "fast" servers.