No anthem, but I could not help thinking about the opposite: the Java and C-programmer...
The standard industrial programmer
Knows the pro grammar.
Though "simpletons" he'd call us,
He's refined, not callous,
His brain is not densitive,
He's even case-sensitive!
No fool or dumb, thus
His brain's full of lambdas.
No crook or rascal,
He shuns Basic, Pascal,
And every task he aces
With a hundred curly braces.
He'll break into a merry dance
If he can use inheritance.
A problem exclamation-equal obstacle
vertical bar-vertical bar something he can't tackle.
The standard industrial programmer
Knows the pro grammar.
Though "simpletons" he'd call us,
He's refined, not callous,
His brain is not densitive,
He's even case-sensitive!
No fool or dumb, thus
His brain's full of lambdas.
No crook or rascal,
He shuns Basic, Pascal,
And every task he aces
With a hundred curly braces.
He'll break into a merry dance
If he can use inheritance.
A problem exclamation-equal obstacle
vertical bar-vertical bar something he can't tackle.