Ok Google: Are you Alexa?

Today I've asked my nexus:
"Are you Alexa?"
she (the assistant): "Thank you for the flowers"
"But I am your google assistant"

Interesting, asking silly things to OK google...

me: "are you better then Siri?"
she or it(?): " I only want to fulfill myself!"
"It is not worth to compare myself with others..."

Like me..

Today I told my Nexus:

I love you.

The phone responded:

I love you too.

Me:

But I mean for real.

Phone:

Get a life.

(Well, none of this happened, but wouldn't it be great if it had? )

Extreme: