In case somebody needs a short break, here's something to read that got the Nebula Nomination for Best Short Story in 1991.
"I’m honored that this often shows up on the internet. Here’s the correct version, as published in Omni, 1990." -- Terry Bisson
"I’m honored that this often shows up on the internet. Here’s the correct version, as published in Omni, 1990." -- Terry Bisson