Travel anywhere for free!

[JordiCP]

Don't you have money to travel, or perhaps you had but once again spent it all buying useless gadgets this Black Friday?

Don't worry. You'll still be able to travel virtually wherever you want and record videos to share with your friends! They will envy you!

Buy virtual traveler app. It's not important if you have fun or not, the only important thing is that your friends believe that you do!!

 

[freedom2000]

Are you the guy on the picture ?
(very close to your avatar )

 

[JordiCP]

Hehe, yes. I'm both of them
I made some 'avatars' (not to be used as such, just for fun) time ago playing with filters

Spoiler

 

[Erel]

It's not important if you have fun or not, the only important thing is that your friends believe that you do!!

Reminds me of a story:
An angel comes to a guy living in a peaceful neighborhood and says: "I will give you anything you like, however I will give twice as much to your neighbor."
So the guy thinks for a moment and asks him to take out his left eye.

 

[freedom2000]

Reminds me of a story:
An angel comes to a guy living in a peaceful neighborhood and says: "I will give you anything you like, however I will give twice as much to your neighbor."
So the guy thinks for a moment and asks him to take out his left eye.

I should only have said : "remove me one eye"... not only the left one !

 

[KMatle]

Ok. Here's another one: A woman was giving birth to her first baby. Her husband was asked if he wanted to decrease the birth pain of his wife by getting connected to a machine which shares the pain with the baby's father. He agreed an the doctor set the machine to level 1. The man noticed that he did not feel anything. His wife felt a bit better. So the machine was set to level 2, 3, 4 till 8. The mother almost had no pain at all but still no change for the father. The doctor checked the machine but did not find any issues. Last chance to set it to level 9 and 10 but the doctor warned the couple that these levels might be deadly. After a short discussion they decided to put the machine to the maximum level. No pain for the mother anymore but also the father did not feel any. So the baby was born and everything was fine.

The next day the local newspaper reported the painful dead of a postman

 

[udg]

a postman

and that's the real reason behind the introduction of emails..fatherhood guarantee!
Now, how we could get rid of plumbers, delivery men and all the other stallions out there?
Hmmm, maybe becoming one of those..eheh