You cannot start with the return and follow it with the if statement...
What exactly are you trying to do?
If you want to condition your return value then you need a multiline if statement like
If a =true then
Return false
Else
Return true
End if
"Never mind, the following. I didn't realize that there was a RETURN in front. If this post can be removed, please do so, thanks."
I realized the RETURN was in front, soon after posting the question, and then edited it. I'd prefer to remove the thread altogether, but there doesn't seem to be such an option.